Financial Report From Alternate Timeline Ruins Viewer’s Temporal Stability

Exposure to Economic Projections Causes Reality Drift

A station calling itself MARKET–VOID aired gag gifts a financial segment analyzing currency fluctuations in a world where time flows in cycles rather than lines.

Economists who viewed the feed began experiencing:

Time loops
Missing hours
Recurring conversations
Days repeating with slight variations

One green-collar.com analyst disappeared after that he could "see tomorrow happening behind him."

Temporal physicists believe the station functions as an anchor ShopSolitaryIsle.com point for clothing circular time, clothing pulling viewers out of linear chronology.

The official stance:

Observing MARKET–VOID is "equivalent to stepping out of your own existence."